Animated 7ft Funzo the Clown Halloween Prop

Ready? Set. Funzo!

There are a LOT of things that seem like they would be fun in the world, but really aren’t. Becoming an adult is one, for instance. Or hot, overcrowded concerts. Or clowns. Clowns are the epitome of something that could be really fun, but somehow they manage to just be terrifying. What’s up with that?

Well, experts have a lot of ideas about why coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is so common. Some say it’s because of a clown’s oversized features. Many others feel their over-the-top motions cause panic in people. Or it could be the various “killer clown” storylines in the media. However you slice it, clowns are just creepy. And none more so than this Animated Funzo the Clown Decoration! If you stop and look at the details on this ginormous clown, you too will see that there is absolutely nothing “funzo” about him — this towering terror is 7 feet of pure mania.

Design & Details

Looming tall over your Halloween festivities, this deranged clown decoration adds that perfect amount of creepiness you have been seeking to help greet your guests and show them what’s in store beyond your front door. Made exclusively in our design shop, this wire-framed clown features a classic striped clown suit alongside not-so-classic details, like white wrinkly skin, stringy orange hair, red teeth, demented face makeup, teeth shoes (whatever those are, they are terrifying), and eyes that light up when activated. Coulrophobes beware! This clown may be too much “funzo” for you to take, even on a good day.