Universal Monsters Gillman Mask for Adults

Hey, Good Lookin’

There are many struggles in life that are part and parcel of the human condition, which you will find that almost everyone has experienced, in whole or in part. One of those is the stress and horror of High School reunions. There is the fear of not measuring up, that sense of nostalgic anxiety, and the more general awareness that you’re so much prettier than you used to be.

If that is your case, then don’t worry! You are in the right place. If you have blossomed since you attended Monster High School, if you are the beautiful duck that came from the horrible shell of the ugly duckling, then worry not! Instead of showing up to your reunion looking perfect and alienating all your former friends with your amazing beauty, consider wearing this horrible mask instead! Your High School peers will say things like, “yuck!”, and “stay away from me!” It will be all you ever wanted from your Monster High School reunion; we promise.

What’s Under the Surface

On the other hand, if you actually went to school with the Creature from the Black Lagoon, then this mask would be in very poor taste. It would be very rude to call attention to his horrible, thick beak and his dark, soulless eyes. Not to mention the wrinkles (or as he calls them, laugh lines)!

Face the Facts

If you want to hide your beautiful face under this Universal Monsters Gillman Mask, we want to support you in that. We know that you’ll look great in it, even though we doubt that it will improve you!