Universal Monsters Werewolf of London – Halloween Mask

Walkin’ on the Moors

If you ever feel the need to walk through the heaths and moors, please do us a favor and wear full-plate armor. Seriously, we can not stress enough how many employees need a sick day every month due to those rabid werewolves. It’s loony! Whenever the full moon is up, we suddenly get eight or nine people who call in.

And that’s not the only problem either! On company picnics, half of them don’t want their steaks grilled at all. Last year, Dave brought a frisbee and we suddenly had half of the team chasing it all around the park! But the worst part of all is the fines we get if we forget to bring enough extra-large doggie bags for them. What a mess!

Doggone It

From the city to suburbia, this Universal Monsters Werewolf of London mask is a big hit. The realistic hair and lupine features suit any atmosphere, especially if you don’t want to look bad in front of all the coworkers whom you suspect to be werewolves. The jagged yellow teeth really lighten things up around the water cooler, too. Whatever your situation, we know you’ll love this quality, officially licensed Werewolf of London mask. We just hope you don’t have a cat…