Gone Campin’

We hear you’re headed off for a weeklong camping trip with your friends at a lake. Fun! Wait…did you say at Crystal Lake? Uh…good luck, guys. You’re much braver than we are.

You may want to take along a few things for protection. Along with weaponry, we’d suggest this 5 Star: Horror—Jason Voorhees Figure. Because here’s something most people don’t know: even Jason is scared of himself. His own likeness makes him cower with terror. What can we say? Years of isolation and gruesome killings on his hands have deteriorated his mental state. So this little figurine may just prove invaluable in keeping you safe out there. But seriously…good luck. You’re going to need it.
Fun Details

By Funko, this 5 Star figure is part of their Horror series, which features Jason, Freddy, Chucky, and Pennywise. Whether you’re into collecting all of them, or you’re more of a one-killer kind of collector, this Jason doll takes the cake! He stands a 3.5 inches tall, but believe us, that may be enough to save your life at Crystal Lake—just look at the detail! He’s got a movable head and arms, and a bloody machete and ax that fit nicely into his gruesome little hands.
Killer Instincts

So, we’re definitely questioning your choice of campgrounds, but not your choice of collectibles. You seem to have an eye for quality and style. Let’s just hope you keep that eye—both of them—and don’t get harpooned out there!