Careful Pronunciation

Why do you think Ouija board is pronounced “wee-gee” board and not “oo-ee-aa” board? These are the kind of questions that keep us up at night. We’re just thinking that, since we’re talking to beings from another realm beyond the veil, it is probably pretty important to be able to say all the words the way they’re supposed to be. Who wants to cause a disruption in the spectral realm because we’ve chanted a few magical phrases with the wrong intonation!?

Now, this is a toughie, so we’re not expecting you to have a very clear answer right from the get-go, but anything you could do to help us out would definitely be appreciated. We have a warehouse full of spectres that seem to think it’s a great place to haunt and we’d really like to work something out with them. (Or at least get them to stop throwing boxes everywhere and possessing our collection of T-shirts.)

Fun Details

Give us a hand on the board with this Ouija Moon Box T-shirt. First thing you should know: this shirt doesn’t connect you with lingering spirits still roaming the Earth. It’s just a really cool looking shirt. However, you’ll connect with your inner fashionista! The shirt features the mystifying Ouija Board logo on front with a bright crescent moon and star to help guide your way. You can wear it when you’re conjuring the undead or just when you’re hanging out with your friends that are perfectly alive!

Officially Ouija

This shirt is officially licensed so you don’t have to worry about conjuring up any copyright ghosts either. (We heard they are real nasty!) Just be prepared for people to start asking questions at you because, after all, you are the new and improved “Ouija Mystifying Oracle.” Just make sure you know which pronunciation you prefer!