Adult Stay Puft Inflatable Costume

A Couple Sweet Pointers

Now, we’ve already been through the rules. You know that if a Gatekeeper asks if you’re a god, you say Yes! Then, when tasked to pick your own destroyer, you already know that unless you’re an epic master at meditation, try not to think of anything. But in reality, you are going to think of something. We all saw what happened… Roy Stantz, instead of blanking his mind, tried to come up with a clever trick. A few ticks later, we have the giant, abominable, legendarily massive marshmallow man of doom! The worst part, there isn’t enough graham cracker and chocolate in the world to match up with that amount of toasted marshmallow. A waste, we say. A waste!

That said, Roy might not have had such a bad idea. He just needed to refine it more. Think of a Stay Puft Marshmallow of a reasonable size, perhaps. Think of a regular marshmallow monster. How bad could that be?

Details & Design

Well, we thought it, and the rules of the Internet means that it has to exist now. So, here we have the Stay Puft costume. A white inflatable jumpsuit with a back zipper, this costume has easy elastic to hold around the legs, wrist, and neck to keep the air in. A simple 4AA battery pack helps to inflate the suit, just as if being filled with spiritual energy! The attached red ribbon and iconic headpiece make the outfit complete and, this time, in a reasonable size!

Snacking Madness

Okay, it might not be long before we have an army of Stay Puft Men. That’s alright, we have them in multiple sizes just in case you need to blend in. Just be sure to remember to bring along a graham cracker for quick snacking needs.