We’re not gonna mince words, having scissors for hands does not sound fun to us. They could definitely be handy if you worked for a landscaping company, or in a gift wrapping factory. But if you have to do literally anything else, like open a door or scratch your nose, they just aren’t going to cut it. Well, actually the whole problem is that they WILL cut it. You know what we meant.

As problematic as having scissory mitts would be in everyday life, “Edward Scissorhands” is still a wicked-good movie, and dressing up as the title character is a bunch of fun! But, Eddie’s pasty, scarred up face can be a hard look to get just right. Luckily, if you’re planning to dress up as this modern day fairy tale character, you can use this Edward Scissorhands Makeup kit to help with your complexion. This kit contains the proper makeup colors and fake scars you need to look like an artificial human with hands of sharp steel, but a heart of gold. Now we just need to work on your shrub trimming skills…