Friday the 13th: Pt III – Jason Voorhees Ultimate 7-Inch Scale Action Figure

An Ax to Grind

Poor Jason Voorhees. If those camp counselors had only been paying attention, we’re pretty sure he wouldn’t have drowned in Crystal Lake. And if he hadn’t of drowned, then his mom wouldn’t have gone crazy, and if she hadn’t have gone crazy, she wouldn’t have been killed… you can see the mess it’s caused. Poor Jason is just a product of his environment. He’s been driven crazy by the sudden and horrid death of his mother, and the no doubt psychological strain of having nearly drowned. We really can’t blame him. We can even understand his appearance. Consider this Friday the 13th Jason Action Figure. This 7-inch poseable action figure portrays Jason in his bloodstained outfit, complete with an array of weapons and a variety of gruesome expressions (which is a pretty fair representation of what he looks like). We can totally understand if this is how Jason would end up appearing after such a gruesome and horrific childhood. But we hear he’s trying to turn a new leaf. Apparently, he’s living in an old barn now and he’s happy to have visitors. Perhaps you should go and see him…