Halloween Michael Myers Static Prop

How Long Since Halloween?

You know that you’re in trouble the moment that folks start getting relaxed about the fact that they haven’t seen a terrifying, seemingly immortal, insane killer for a while. Sure, when everyone’s up in arms about one of them being in your neighborhood, it’s all Night Watches and checking behind every bush for the would-be killer. (Well, you know. After the too-long period of disbelief, anyway.) But, the second everyone is comfortable and content that the killer is gone for good is the exact moment that he shows right back up to start up the next sequel. Sure, those screams are great on screen, but you don’t want that kind of trouble in your own neighborhood! That’s why we’ve come up with a plan!

Product Details

Bring home your very own (officially licensed) Halloween Michael Myers Static Prop. This 6-foot tall replica of Michael Myers stands on a firm wooden base after a hint of assembly and will remind everyone about the chills that ran up their spine every time they watched the titular Halloween horror movies. Not only does it make a great decoration for your deck but it’s certain to keep the real Michael Myers at bay!
The Quiet Myers Effect

While this Immobile Michael Myers Decoration is going to stay in one place, we have to admit that the real character was usually pretty silent, too. That might actually make this decoration a bit more life-like than we expected. Just make sure you don’t reposition the arms too often or you’ll make people really wonder!