Men’s The Last Straw Costume

Spooky Scarecrow

If Stephen King has taught us anything, it’s to avoid corn at all costs. No way do we want to tangle with those creepy children. Actually, cornfields in general should be given a wide berth. After all, there’s usually a haunted maze in them this time of year. A corn maze during the day is a cute place to take a date, but at night when the stalks are rustling and swaying like something behind them is getting ready to burst out at you – nope. Just nope. Also, what about haunted hay rides? Don’t those usually drive through cornfields? We rest our case.

Now, it turns out that we were right to fear the corn. The field’s friendly guardian, formerly terrifying only to crows, has turned deadly. It roams the rows, looking for its next victim. Watch out, because that rustling behind you could be the last thing you hear!

Product Description

Serve up some spooky harvest fun in your Men’s The Last Straw costume! Your raggedy scarecrow shirt is made of brown fabric to blend in with your surroundings and catch your prey off guard. Are those the clothes the farmer originally gave you, or the castoffs from your last target? Raggedy, burlap-like fabric accents your wrists and neck, and forms two pockets on the front of your shirt. The collar has a rope tie. Matching pants with patches on both legs complete the look, while the dusty-looking brown stovepipe hat adds a sinister sense of style. Finally, slip on the hideous mask with its blackened eye sockets and enormous teeth to chase all interlopers out of your cornfield for good!

Deadly Produce

We’ll eat cornflakes, corn tortillas and candy corn all day, but don’t ask us to visit a cornfield while this scarecrow is on the loose! You’ll be a scream at your next party – in the best possible way!