Michael Myers Slippers for Adults

Squee-Worthy Slashing

The problem with most serial slashers is that they are all scary and no style. Let’s be honest… an enigmatic figure that’s stalking you through the darkness, making strange whisper-sounds while staying just out of sight is pretty status quo. That’s just same dude, different day! Might as well be hunting down a crystalline summer camp rather than hiding out on Halloween at that point. That’s why we’ve given your favorite slasher a bit of an upgrade.

A truly cute upgrade. First, we made him tiny. Then we gave him a bit of a chibi-style machete and added a bit of a skip to his step. Now, whenever anyone sees this guy coming, they’ll be so shocked by how adorable they are, that it will be even easier for Michael to earn his win for the horrific night.

Fun Details

Come to think of it, why just have one adorable Myers maniac when you can have two? Try out this pair of Michael Myers Slippers for Adults and you’ll find that you’ve got a pair of the most stunning slashers the movie world has ever given us. Each slipper features a stuffed Michael Myers doll atop a cozy, plush sole. Every step you take will have this little guy rushing closer to his goals. Best part is that with the soft structure of this slasher, the only thing you have to fear is feeling cozy.