Everyone knows that aging can take a real hit out of your looks. A little bit of gray in the hair can sure be distinguishing and a wrinkle or two can really help to accentuate a smile. But, there is certainly a limit! And, if you think that you won’t have to worry about keeping up appearances after you’re done aging, well, the Handbook for the Recently Deceased has some pretty upsetting news for you. After you’ve passed into the beyond, things get even more difficult!

Fortunately, we have an in with the ghost with the most and he’s given us all the tips on keeping your ghostly goods in all the right places. The first step, of course, is to keep your face looking sun-starved pale and then show just how sunken the eyes of the grave-ridden can get. This Beetlejuice Movie Makeup Kit contains everything you need to make yourself belong in the afterlife. Team it up with a frazzled wig or a striped suit and it’ll be showtime!