Spike the Skeleton Dog

When you’re the life of the party, you can’t have anyone showing you up. Occasionally you need a reliable guard that can keep the unwanted from tarrying too long at the party or at least to make sure that they do not stand too long in the doorway. There shouldn’t be any doubt that you are the grand Pulbah of your party, given your amazing garb and carefully chosen costuming showing elegance, class, and just enough of an intimidating aura subtly placed so that people have an instinctive sense that you are a welcoming and gracious host… but there is a limit to your benevolence! At the same time, you can’t spend the whole party policing the area. You need a little help.

Worry not! We have the perfect and spooky Friend of Man ready to watch your back. Spike, the Skeleton Dog is the perfect companion for your party… or even for general watch dog antics! With a creepy look that perfectly replicates the canine skeletal system, you can be sure that your guardian does not need to be fed, watered, or even let outside. You’re welcome to take him for walks, but he’s usually more content to watch with its eerie empty eyes.