The Shining Roger the Dogman Mask

Shivering

Alright. We don’t want to talk about this one, but we have to. Why not? Well, we’re going to assume you’ve seen the 1980 version of The Shining? Right. Like, even that should start to make you uncomfortable, but you asked, so we’ll continue. We’re sure you remember the violent orange carpeting, the ax through the bathroom door, and (dare we say it?) the man in the bear mask. There it is. We shan’t go on. Really, we hope we don’t need to. We hope you too have already had your hair stand on end and the shiver go down your spine.

If you’re the kind of person that relishes such feelings of fear and anxiety, then maybe you’ll appreciate our The Shining Roger the Dogman Mask. Yes, we realize it says Dogman (which is, of course, a callback to the novel), but just look at that face. There’s no possible way Kubrick’s version could be a dog. Whatever it is, we have the mask here for you if you decide you want to terrify others with the vision of this visage. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to go watch as many children’s cartoons as we can to erase the memory of this face from our minds…