Vampire Casket Costume for Adult

Housekeeping!

Hello and happy first day on the job at Caskets-R-Us. One of your tasks will be to dust and polish all of the coffins in the store room. A word to the wise: Always use the lemon-scented furniture wax, because it seems to give the veneers an extra-nice shine. Oh, and make sure you knock on the second-to-last coffin before you do any cleaning. We have a house guest in there today, and he can be cranky in the morning.

Product Details

Frighten the unwary in your Vampire Casket Costume for Adults! The unisex costume includes a five-sided tunic that has been backed with stiff material to give it a traditional casket shape. The upper third features a cutout window from which your head, neck, and shoulders will be visible. The back of the window is sewn with red satin-like material and even includes a small attached pillow. The front is printed with gold-tone details. Roomy armholes and a leg opening allow you to wear the costume over your preferred lightweight outfit.

Not a Morning Person

Vampires have the best excuse for avoiding an early rise time. Exposure to sun literally makes them turn to dust, after all (or it makes them sparkle like diamonds, depending on who you ask – either way, it’s pretty noticeable and is bound to spark a few questions from any nearby humans). They really have no choice but to sleep in as late as they want and get up once the first stars are beginning to twinkle. Whether they leave their coffins after they wake up or not is up to them!